my jaw D=!

HEEEEELLLLOOO!! i am lindsay lohan! :D! 

so what has been going on with me these few days? lets start from monday: went for my dental appointment at the old airport, and my dentist still couldnt find out whats wrong with me. so he referred me to a specialist at Ripas because my gum was still swollen and it causes me problems when i sleep or eat. went to Ripas, and met up with the specialist- ended up my right upper molar had a sharp projection that was cutting into my gum whenever i eat or sleep(i also have the habit of clenching my teeth when i sleep) so he shaved the projection off and i felt wayy better! my swelling went down! but he was like, "soft diet for about 3 weeks" D=! apparently i have to relax my jaw muscles before i tear my jaw ligaments. and let me tell you, its SUPERBLY hard to eat now, i cant even eat vegetables right now, not even certain meat dishes. imma die eating porridge only... for everyone's knowldge, porridge doesnt keep you full for a long time, so eating that 2 times a day and watching other people tear into duck and meats and yummy food, its torture i tell you! therefore everyone, STOP STRESSING YOURSELF OUT BEFORE YOU GET YOURSELF IN MY POSITION! *breathes in and tries to relax* i am in the state of relaxation.. i am not stress... *grabs butcher knife and chops chicken into bits and pieces!* HUIYAHHH!!!!!