date: Friday, October 30, 2009
title:
Things you cant do when you're all grown up:
1) act cute.
-you know those times when you could use your puppy eyes 24 hours a day and you'll always get your way coz everyone adores you and loves the way you do it? yeah, you cant do it anymore =P
2)act dumb/ be dumb.
- when you were young, no one blames you for not knowing anything and they think its cute. try doing it now and you'll end up with the label : "dumb, stupid, bimbo" note: if you're a guy and someone calls you a bimbo, thats a totally different story!
3)eat as much as you want.
- gone were those times when you were given everything you wanted to eat coz children are cute when they are chubby and they will lose it later on. as adults, you wont look cute being chubby (now labelled obese) and no you wont lose it later on; that phase has come and gone.
4) cry.
-when you cry, there will always be someone there to rush by your side and tend to your wounds and tell you everything will be alright. if you try to pull that off now, you will be looked at scornfully and be labelled: "weakling/ wimp" no ones going to tend to your sorrows if you cry every day =\
5)sing and dance like crazy in public.
- remember those times when a little girl or boy starts singing and dancing, everyone cheers him/her on and laughs at the antics? yeah, try doing that in the middle of a reception and everyone will get the perception that you're nuts. like crazy nuts.
6) run around with your undies showing. (even running around only in your undies)
- seriously, i personally love seeing little girls who wear pretty dresses and frilly socks with their undies or diapers peeking out underneath their dresses.(ok call me weird or pedo, whatever) they are ADORABLE!!i just feel like picking them up and giving them a hug coz they are super cute! but thing is, i dont think a grown up should be going around with his/her undies showing. this implies especially to guys who wear their boxers super high and their pants super low (and no...boxers are not part of the pants) as well as girls who wear their thongs really high and their jeans super low. can anyone say wedgie 50 times without stopping? what about skanky and cheap?
7) have no worries.
- the only thing you had to do everyday was sleep, eat, play and laugh. what more could you ask for? there were no worries for kids during the younger days. unfortunately, worries comes with the whole package of growing up. when you started school, you were worried you couldnt make new friends. when you were halfway through school years, you would worry about your grades. when secondary came along, you would worry whats happening to your body and who you are currently crushing on. when you came to high school, you would worry about who's backstabbing you and who is the most popular person in school now. when you get to college you would worry about what subjects to take and what you really want to be when you grow up. when you get to uni you would worry about whether you can really cope with it and graduate with a good degree. when you start to work you worry about whether your boss and colleagues are nice, or when your next paycheck will come in so you can pay off your bills. when you get married you worry if you can get into that dress/tuxedo and whether you'll be able to raise a family successfully. and when you grow old you would worry when is your last day and how its going to happen. so you see, we live in a world full of worries and once you grow up, you're bound to worry about a lot of things, intentionally or unintentionally.
lastly,
8)making friends.
-it was easy making friends back then because everyone was nice to you and you're nice back. its more like you just needed someone to talk to or to share your toys with. nowadays its much harder as everyone has turned evil and you have become bitter and insecure. its much harder for adults to make friends now as they put their paranoia before their willingness to make friends.
there are so many more than i could say but i'll just stop at 8 because i think you've got the idea why i'm writing this down. point is, i just wish i could turn back time and enjoy those moments once more. but hey, its not possible and prolly have to wait till i have my own kids to get as close to it as possible.
date: Thursday, October 29, 2009
title:
bio prac over =DDD!
no exams till the 4th =DDDDDDDDDDD!!!!
hey just a random questions for the day: who is YOUR best friend?
Why is he/she your best friend?
Do you think you guys can last forever?
Do you think you guys are still best friends at this very moment?
Do you think anything has changed lately?
Wanna know why i'm asking this?
cause i wanna know. ;)
date: Saturday, October 24, 2009
title:
today= busy busy busy!
morning:
-woke up, decided that today is lazy day and lazy days do not involve more than 5 mins worth of exercise.
-1 hour of dmaths at home
-came to school, taught a bit of bio, learnt permutation and combination, did amaths alone (=D!), dmaths with kus, had to rummage brain for chem oxidising agents and reducing agents, proof read something (did a very bad job in this)
-went to jalan tutong to dine alone during lunch =[ mom had some business matters to wrap up so it was just me, the food and the phone on ebuddy for a while.
-came home and brice came over for dmaths, tried teaching him but i dont know if he understood what i said. oh wells... least i understand probability a lot better now =D
funny thing was, today didnt feel like those horrid mankillmenow days; prolly because every second was filled with laughter, sounds, chattering, etc etc. =] i know that if i didnt have people around me, i would have dropped everything and wouldnt even bother studying. i really do love my friends and i know i'll miss them like hell once everythings finally over..
will be going for malay tuition at 7-10 later *cries* my last tuition with cikgu and i've been there for about 8 years now.nostalgic much? never mind, we all have to grow up one day.. =]
good luck form 4s! =] i know you can do it!
date: Thursday, October 22, 2009
title:
Things you should always keep in mind when playing sports:
1.the aim is to hit; not be hit.
2. your skull may be considered hard, but it is not hard enough to substitude a racquet in any sport.
3.the aim of the sport is to win and lose gracefully, not to become a psychopath and start handling out your own forms of contraptions to innocent people who may want to become daddys and mummys in the future.
4. playing sports does not mean you coloured drinks will necessarily give you superpowers to beat your opponents.
5.beefing up does not necessarily mean you are guaranteed a win-all either.
6. innocent animals nearby are not considered part of the 'package' and should never be used as targets. especially for smashing.
7. a tennis ball is extremely dangerous at high speeds. so please do not aim for your opponent spontaneously with all your strength. especially when his/her mouth is wide open.
8. your racquet is for you to hold and used to return the ball/shuttlecock. under no circumstance is it acceptable to throw your racquet at your opponent. it is not a substitude for a ball.
9. you are only allowed to use your racquet to return the ball when it comes your way. please do not use your racquet to hit a person just because his/her head resembles a ball. no one will believe you.
10. in any situation whereby one has to dunk a basketball, please do not use your friend's shoulders as a stepladder in order for you to achieve it. no matter how light you are, your trod may break your friend's back/knees/ shorten him/ cause him to splat face forward on the ground and possibly scar his face for life. in ways that you wouldnt want to see and be accountable for.
rawrrr! poa COMPLETELY OVER! =D! BYEEE!
date: Wednesday, October 21, 2009
title:
reasons why being a girl is awesome:
1) if you're a haemophilliac, watching yourself bleed every month would bring you joy that you'll never experience in any where else.
2) you can whine like hell and someone will eventually help you just to shut you up.
3) you can be a psychopath and still blame it on pms. no one has to know the truth...
4) you can eat as many chocolates as you want and blame it on stress.
5) more fashion varieties. if you've got loads of time on your hand and dont know how to spend it, just pretend you're going out later and spend your 4 hours of free time just choosing what clothes to match your hair. even better when you claim your hair is not black, but a certain shade of dark dark DARK brown. prolly you can influence the others to see the difference in your hair and people who have black hair.
6) you can get out of trouble by batting your eyelashes and using your assets to the fullest. prolly holding the victim (particularly a dude) to your assets may seal the deal.
7) if you are a masophilliac, giving birth would be fun for you. 24 hours of labour intensive pain will make you smile.
8) if you like to compare whose hips are the tiniest, whose stomachs are the most concaved, whose legs look thinner than chopsticks, whose eyes are the size of dinner plates and whose cheekbones are the most prominent, please be a girl. either in a genetically tiny state, or asia. any one will do
eng is over, YEEESSSS!!!POA2 tomorrow o.o" BYE!
date: Tuesday, October 20, 2009
title:
what to do when you cannot answer your question papers in the exam hall:
1) panic. panic as much as possible because you've just read that particular topic two seconds before you entered the hall and you were so sure that you would nail that topic with both eyes closed.
2) after you're done panicking, its time to calm yourself down. start singing, possibly as loud as you can, in order for the whole world to know how you feel and sympathize with you. probably your friends will take pity and tell you an answer or two. do not worry if the invigilator comes up to you and tells you to shut up, at least he/she knows how you feel. if you get kicked out of the hall, he/she only cares further so that you can destress better.
3) stretch your back and see if your neighbouring friends can help you. talk to them and tell them how you feel, maybe one of them will have a soft heart and offer you a few answers. they did say, "if you need any help, i'll be there for you!"this is one of those times and a better opportunity could not come at a better time. if your invigilator comes up to you, please explain to him/her about your feelings THOROUGHLY and he/she will offer to send you to the principal for further help. by then you would not need to worry so much about that particular question as its marks would not change your current paper mark. rest assured that your worries are now being taken care off =]
4) if all fails, chant to self,"am gonna fail" a thousand times and proceed to hug yourself and rock sideways with a stricken stare in your eyes. barf if you need to, it may create sympathetic looks your way. or it could backfire and everyone moving away from you and the mess you've just made. what ever result you intend to have, make sure you really want it.
5) lastly, when you come out of the exam hall and the answers suddenly came to you, please whack yourself loudly (and hard!) on the forehead and cry your eyes out. prolly the invigilator will feel sorry for you and let you add in your answers. if not, please follow the japanese rule of the act of kamikaze-to kill one's self because of love for one's country. (ok not really doing this for the country.. but can be considered! for you would prefer to die because of imperfect exam results than to live in embarassment of such measley results. you parents would be so proud of you for taking the brave path.)
this is brought to you by the oxymorons guide on how to deal with brain dead moments.
ps: if you are seriously thinking about following the above guidelines, i am not accountable for any mishaps/accidents/death/brainsmushingordeals/etc etc. please jump off a cliff if you are seriously that dumb =P OK BYE!
date: Saturday, October 17, 2009
title:
Frustration breeds insanity,therefore we should not frustrate ourselves in any way possible. Ways to calm ourselves down? A.drop what you're doing and start whacking yourself silly. B.scream on top of your voice,regardless of place and time. C.select a target,be your enemy or a fly,and throw everything with arms reach at it.hard. D.eat your heart out(and your stomach too) don't worry,thinking and dealing with frustration burns off everything you put in your body. E.sports sports sports. The more dangerous and scarier,the better. F.writing venomous letters,preferably to your most hated ones. But beware,make sure no one mails it,otherwise one will not be able to see daylight once more. G. Talk to someone,your lover,your best friend,your deaf second cousin, your pet fish. H. Sleep. Remember those days when you were still in your mother's womb and all you do is sleep?no stress and frustration right? Try reenacting those days again. Though you may cause stress to others..but hey,better you than me right? I. If all fails,i would suggest drugs,cigarettes,booze and sex,but use at your own risks and don't blame me if you have aids, are pregnant,will die tomorrow,or end up in jail for the rest of your life. If all fails,please shoot self. This is brought to you by my moments of cynic insanity. Maybe i should follow my own advice and shoot myself=\ bye all!
